The Truth on Clowns at the Gym

Todays blog is about clowns I see at the gym on a regular basis.  I would be willing to bet anyone who has been in the gym or near the gym can relate to this about the guy who thinks he is the incredible SWOLLEN man! This guy we all know and love to watch. He is the clown of the whole gym and doesnt even know it. Let me describe him for you. He will strut threw the front door and then proceed to make sure someone is looking at him as he slowly walks to the machine or mirror. His chest is pumped out real high as if someone kicked him in the gut. This so called chest is well out in front of him so much that it hurts to watch him do this. I just want to come over and crack the idiot in the back causing him to deflate back to the little man that he really is. 


Ok ok, so he then proceeds to lay on the bench press and warm up with normal weight for someone his size and starts grunting and moaning as he'e bench pressing 1000 lbs! The guy will get up and look around again and see what or who is looking at him causing his ego to swell larger than life. Really? Come on guy! Everyone is looking at your stupid ass moaning with that pu--y weight you just pressed. Everyone is also looking at your brother's size small tshirt you have on skin tight over your fat rolls pushing out the sides. 


Then there is the other guy who comes to the gym walking with his arms out trying to flex his back as he goes. This guy is also a CLOWN! From behind there is so much space between his arms and his body the guy could catch a burst of air and fly into the sky like a glider. Up, up and away asshole! Goodbye! Kind of like the fat chick in Willy Wanka who blew away. These people irk me! Why can't they just come to the gym get their workout on and be real. Whoever the hell told these people they look good has to be smoking crack. 


Then last but not least is the guy who is constantly looking at himself in the mirror. We will call him PRETTY BOY. Pretty boy is the 20 something year old who gets a little definition on his body before going to the beach and has to look in the mirror for every set, every rep, and every time he moves an inch. We all know this guy, you're lying if you say you don't...actually if you say you don't...its probably you! 


Sometimes seeing these people is better than going to the mall and watching all the weirdoes. Instead you can just do your cardio and have free pass to the circus!!! Tell me about the clowns at your gym. I've probably seen them myself.


The Truth