Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts
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Thursday, March 31, 2011
The Truth on Clowns at the Gym
Todays blog is about clowns I see at the gym on a regular basis. I would be willing to bet anyone who has been in the gym or near the gym can relate to this about the guy who thinks he is the incredible SWOLLEN man! This guy we all know and love to watch. He is the clown of the whole gym and doesnt even know it. Let me describe him for you. He will strut threw the front door and then proceed to make sure someone is looking at him as he slowly walks to the machine or mirror. His chest is pumped out real high as if someone kicked him in the gut. This so called chest is well out in front of him so much that it hurts to watch him do this. I just want to come over and crack the idiot in the back causing him to deflate back to the little man that he really is.
Ok ok, so he then proceeds to lay on the bench press and warm up with normal weight for someone his size and starts grunting and moaning as he'e bench pressing 1000 lbs! The guy will get up and look around again and see what or who is looking at him causing his ego to swell larger than life. Really? Come on guy! Everyone is looking at your stupid ass moaning with that pu--y weight you just pressed. Everyone is also looking at your brother's size small tshirt you have on skin tight over your fat rolls pushing out the sides.
Then there is the other guy who comes to the gym walking with his arms out trying to flex his back as he goes. This guy is also a CLOWN! From behind there is so much space between his arms and his body the guy could catch a burst of air and fly into the sky like a glider. Up, up and away asshole! Goodbye! Kind of like the fat chick in Willy Wanka who blew away. These people irk me! Why can't they just come to the gym get their workout on and be real. Whoever the hell told these people they look good has to be smoking crack.
Then last but not least is the guy who is constantly looking at himself in the mirror. We will call him PRETTY BOY. Pretty boy is the 20 something year old who gets a little definition on his body before going to the beach and has to look in the mirror for every set, every rep, and every time he moves an inch. We all know this guy, you're lying if you say you don't...actually if you say you don't...its probably you!
Sometimes seeing these people is better than going to the mall and watching all the weirdoes. Instead you can just do your cardio and have free pass to the circus!!! Tell me about the clowns at your gym. I've probably seen them myself.
The Truth
Ok ok, so he then proceeds to lay on the bench press and warm up with normal weight for someone his size and starts grunting and moaning as he'e bench pressing 1000 lbs! The guy will get up and look around again and see what or who is looking at him causing his ego to swell larger than life. Really? Come on guy! Everyone is looking at your stupid ass moaning with that pu--y weight you just pressed. Everyone is also looking at your brother's size small tshirt you have on skin tight over your fat rolls pushing out the sides.
Then there is the other guy who comes to the gym walking with his arms out trying to flex his back as he goes. This guy is also a CLOWN! From behind there is so much space between his arms and his body the guy could catch a burst of air and fly into the sky like a glider. Up, up and away asshole! Goodbye! Kind of like the fat chick in Willy Wanka who blew away. These people irk me! Why can't they just come to the gym get their workout on and be real. Whoever the hell told these people they look good has to be smoking crack.
Then last but not least is the guy who is constantly looking at himself in the mirror. We will call him PRETTY BOY. Pretty boy is the 20 something year old who gets a little definition on his body before going to the beach and has to look in the mirror for every set, every rep, and every time he moves an inch. We all know this guy, you're lying if you say you don't...actually if you say you don't...its probably you!
Sometimes seeing these people is better than going to the mall and watching all the weirdoes. Instead you can just do your cardio and have free pass to the circus!!! Tell me about the clowns at your gym. I've probably seen them myself.
The Truth
Thursday, February 17, 2011
The Truth on Bodybuilding Heros
The events and actions are real and aren’t make believe! Believe that!! I would like to start off with taking everyone back to my roots of Bodybuilding back when I was a little kid around the age of 16 or so, growing up in NY. My very first gym I trained at was a hardcore gym I think I mentioned before called Power Body And Fitness located about 1 hour outside the city in a small suburb called Beacon. This was the perfect hole in the wall where I learned everything about the art of bodybuilding and we had all kinds of guys training in there with me. Each year a bunch of us would take a train into the city to see the one time famous show thrown in New York City at the Beacon Hotel called The Night Of Champions. This was one of the greatest pro shows thrown at the time, where the likes of Rich Gaspari, Gary Strydom, Mike Ashley, Mike Chrisitianson and the great Lee Haney, etc. competed for a prize and the coveted title.
On the way to the show we would attend a seminar put on by the local World Gym in Westchester for a fee, which included guest speakers and an autograph picture session with some of our favorite bodybuilders at that time. They would discuss nutrition, weight lifting techniques and all that good stuff. One of my favorite guys was there with his girlfriend and I will never forget this moment I approached him and asked for a picture and autograph. I don’t know if he was carb depleted or just a dick but he kind of shunned me off and claimed he didn’t have time. WOW here is my idol and favorite bodybuilder at the time and he’s blowing me right out of the water (needless to say I won’t name him due to him owning a supplement company and I’m now friends with him) but damn he really deflated my bubble. So the smart ass that I am, I told him forget it (used different words I wont repeat) and pulled out my camera and thought of another great idea! I took a picture of his hot girlfriend’s GLUTEUS MAXIMAS area in her tight outfit. What the hell….that’s a better picture anyway, right? So I did it and got him fired up and he sure as hell paid attention to me then. He even tried to grab my camera from me as I hurried out the door of the gym and buddied up next to one of the local cops paid to do security at the event. Funny he couldn’t do shit as we flicked him off and jumped into the next cab to take us back to the train station and continue on our journey to the Night of Champions show, the next day! What a story but needless to say he isn’t my favorite bodybuilder anymore to this day....
Thursday, February 3, 2011
The Truth does Shake Time!
Over there in the Jersey Shore they've got T-Shirt time...I've got the world premiere of SHAKE TIME!
Thursday, January 6, 2011
The Truth in a Rare Mood
Hey everyone! Here's another vid for you to enjoy. This is pretty much me all the time! HAHAHA
The Truth
Have a great rest of the week!
The Truth
Thursday, December 30, 2010
The Truth and Rocky Balboa
Alright everyone! This is the moment you've all been waiting for! My special guest is none other than Rocky Balboa himself!
In all seriousness let me know what you want to read about so I can tailor my blogs toward my followers! Love hearing feedback whether is positive or negative! I'm Out!
HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
The Truth
Thursday, December 23, 2010
The Truth On Lunch Boxes
You gotta lighten the mood sometimes and not take yourself too seriously! Check out the video of me with my handy Lunch Box! Yeah....I have a Lunch Box!
Tell me what you think Truth Troops! Tune in again next week! I may have a special guest but you'll just have to wait and see!
The Truth
Thursday, December 16, 2010
The Truth On Funnies
You have to remember to laugh and not take life too seriously. I don't know if you guys have heard of the annoying orange but I watch his videos every night with my 2 little girls. This guy is hilarious! Check it out:
Get's me every time! Send me your favorite hilarious videos!
The Truth
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